During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
A party without a piรฑata is not a party I want to attend.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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