PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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