Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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