so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Terrible idea I love it
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize