it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She announced her abortion via fbk
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
