I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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