I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Randomize
