i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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