Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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