Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I party with great urgency now.
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