They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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