with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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