We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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