We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
honey bunches of taint.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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