if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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