I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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