"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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