yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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