Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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