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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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