Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
where does the pee come out of this thing
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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