You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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