It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He did a backflip because drugs
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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