I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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