He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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