Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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