My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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