Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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