ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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