this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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