drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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