Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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