i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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