i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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