If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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