erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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