I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
this will be a night to untag.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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