We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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