They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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