why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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