Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i dont even know how to be here
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My dick has a subreddit
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Randomize
