At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
