Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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