My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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