Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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