he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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