Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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