idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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