I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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