Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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