Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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