i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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