Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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