I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Let's get the cat blown out
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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