Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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