Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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